Kunstgeschichte leicht gemacht.

15.9.2013
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Mit kleinen aber einleuchtenden Statements erläutert uns der Reddit-User DontTacoBoutIt wie man große Bilder der Kunstgeschichte ihren jeweiligen Erschaffern zuordnen kann. Knackig, passend und äußerst amüsant:

bosch

„If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch.“

boucher

„If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.“

brüegel

„If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel.“

caravaggio

„If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio.“

degas

„If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas.“

el greco

„If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s El Greco.“

michelangelo

„If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo.“

rembrandt

„If everyone looks like hobos illuminated only by a dim streetlamp, it’s Rembrandt.“

rubens

„If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens.“

titian

„If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian.“

van eyck

„If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck.“

 

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