when an american calls you "dude", the correct answer is to call them "dude" as well.
when a german calls you "junge" (dude), the correct answer is to ask why they didn't learn anything and beg them to look at Dieter who even has a car –
— mon moa ✈️?? (@Moami_) 8. November 2018
Danke für den Ohrwurm!