Merkt auch fast nie jemand.

mom: why didn’t you answer your phone?

me: i was driving

mom: where are you now?

me: walking the dog

mom: you need better excuses

me: it’s the truth

mom: then put the dog on

me: he’s uh driving

— Kayleecious🍧 (@TweetsByKaylee) 29. August 2019

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